Someone bizarrely animates my IKEA radio ad

While Googling myself, I came across this bizarre video:

It seems someone named SuperUmizoomiFan2013 on YouTube found an IKEA ad I wrote and put it to clips from an animated kids show. I have no idea what any of this means. Maybe you can explain it me? Here’s my original commercial:

And here’s how he (I assume it’s a guy) put it in the description:

Published on 14 Aug 2014

This is another commercial for Go, Diego, Go with Ikea’s 50% Off Summer Sale which talks about the beach, and ghosts, as found at https://soundcloud.com/joshrachlis/ik… – so I decided I should do a video like this! No copyright infringement intended! All credit goes to Josh Rachlis on Soundcloud, plus Viacom, Nick Jr. and Nickelodeon, iTunes + Bandicam!

Listen to my campaign song, All About That Race (For Mayor)

When I recorded this campaign song at my friend Tony Daniels‘ place in New York City a couple of weeks ago, I had a sore throat from a cold and only a few minutes to do it. I planned to re-record it, and also shoot a video. But didn’t find the health or time. Still, a few seconds of this rough version was played on Breakfast Television (BT Toronto). And I can share it with you now to give you something to hum while you walk to the voting booth today. So, to the tune of Meghan Trainor‘s ‪#‎AllAboutThatBass‬, here’s my Mayoral platform,#‎AllAboutThatRace‬ (For Mayor). ‪#‎TOpoli‬

Lyrics:

“All About That Race”

Because you know I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race ‘Bout that race

Yeah, it’s pretty clear, I ain’t polling one or two
But I can shakes hands, shake hands
Like I’m supposed to do
‘Cause I got that passion that all voters chase
And I put all the right junk in all the right places (NOTE: In the video, I would sort my recycling here)

I see so many cars, stuck in that gridlock
You know that shit ain’t right
Traffic should not be stopped
If you want moving moving, just raise ‘em up (NOTE: In the video, people would be holding the ceiling handles on a streetcar)
‘Cause every inch of public transit
Gets you quicker to your stop

Yeah, as Mayor I’ll tell you don’t worry about your Pride
Because boy I’d like a little more festival to hold at night
You know I won’t be no arts-is-all-gravy bobblehead doll
So if that’s what you’re into
Then go write your own campaign song

Because you know I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race ‘Bout that race

I’m bringing new trees back
Go ahead and tell the squirrels and finches, Hey
No, I’m just playin’, I know you think you’re grey
But I’m here to tell you
Every inch of you can be green from the lakeshore to North York

Yah, as Mayor I’ll tell you don’t worry about your libraries
Because boy I’d like a little more reading to hold at night, you see
You know I won’t be no who’s-Margaret-Atwood bobblehead doll
So if that’s what you’re into
Then go ahead and vote for Doug

Because you know I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race ‘Bout that race

Because you know I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race ‘Bout that race

Because you know I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race, ‘Bout that race, for mayor
I’m all about that race ‘Bout that race

Song entry for 2011 Ottawa International Writers Festival contest

I wrote the above song in October 2011 for a songwriting contest CBC Radio’s Ottawa show All In A Day was having. This was the call:

The Alan Neal “Be in the Song Circle” Contest: Imagine a stage filled with Emm Gryner! Matt Barber! Louise Burns! Ann Vriend! And… you? On Friday, Oct. 21, Alan Neal, host of All In A Day, will be hosting a songwriters circle at the Ottawa International Writers Festival. And not only will Emm, Matt, Louise and Ann all be part of it… You could be too, if you can write a 2.5 minute song and perform it.

But not just ANY song…Each of the songwriters has given Alan a word you have to work into the song. You can go to www.cbc.ca/allinaday to get all the words & Contest details. You have to write your song and send it in to Alan by next Friday, Oct. 14 by 6 p.m. You can email lyrics in to mailto:allinaday@cbc.ca, where you can also send an mp3, or call it in to their listener line: 613-288-6519. But you only have until October 14th to do it!

We had to include the words rapscallion, aye-aye, by/buy/bye, and light. Around that time, I was running for MPP, and had been Skyping with a fellow first time Green Party candidate, Taylor Howarth. I told her about the contest. Or maybe she told ME about it? In any case, here’s her song: http://www.taylorhowarth.com/beautiful-you/

Song contest for Ottawa International Writers Festival

Love song to win back girl

A few years ago, I was desperate to win back a girlfriend I had let go. So I wrote a song, specifically about all the reasons I liked her – I even used her name in it, in a rhyme, so that it was integral – and emailed it to her. She didn’t take me back right away, but it got us talking a bit. And eventually I won her back. Until I let her go again. But at least I have the song to remember her by.

Here’s the song: 

And here’s the email I sent with the song:

This is the email I sent to Jenn with a song to try to win her back.
This is the email I sent to Jenn with a song to try to win her back.
Jenn's reply to my song
This is Jenn’s reply. And then my reply to her. Which was a dumb reply of mine, because it showed her I was still afraid of commitment.

I was the voice of H&R Block this tax season

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Did you get a better tax refund than usual this season? It might be because of the helpful tax tips videos H&R Block posted online. And the helpful and friendly voiceover was performed by yours truly. So, really, you should be sending me part of your tax refund as thanks. You don’t have to, of course. But it would help fund my voice acting career, which could lead to more helpful tips for you, which would make you more money. Just sayin’.

Talking about my Green campaign on Humble & Fred Radio

My good friends at Humble & Fred Radio were kind enough to invite me onto their show the day before election day, to talk about my campaign running for MPP in St. Paul’s riding with the Green Party of Ontario. They’re usually a bit – ok, a lot – conservative politically, especially Fred, so I was a bit scared of going on to talk politics. But I was surprised and delighted that Fred revealed he was actually considering voting Green thanks to our plan to merge the public and Catholic school boards to save money and end discrimination. Then, as usual when I’m on the show, the talk moved on to my dating life and my famous hummus story from a year ago. Never a dull moment on that show, even when talking politics!

My call starts around 1:30:45 into the show, which you can hear here.

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