Highlight from today’s Instagram Story: Moments ago, I cut my finger while cutting an onion. I think I’m starting to bleed out. Losing… Consciousness… Maybe I shouldn’t do cooking videos after all… If I never post again, you’ll know I succumbed to my wound. Goodbye, everyone… I’ll always love you. Even if you never dated me. Which is almost everyone… ๐Ÿค• #cooking #vlog #vlogger #toronto #comedy #influencer #onion #firstaid #wound #neurotic ๐Ÿ’€ I am a: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad

Highlight from today’s Instagram Story: Moments ago, I cut my finger while cutting an onion. I think I’m starting to bleed out. Losing… Consciousness… Maybe I shouldn’t do cooking videos after all… If I never post again, you’ll know I succumbed to my wound. Goodbye, everyone… I’ll always love you. Even if you never dated me. Which is almost everyone…
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#cooking #vlog #vlogger #toronto #comedy #influencer #onion #firstaid #wound #neurotic
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I am a: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad

Highlight from today’s Instagram Story: I’m a decluttering god! …Or am I? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #declutter #organize #interiordesign #minimalism #Toronto #condo #realestate #furniture #vlog #influencer #minimalist #vlogger ๐Ÿ›‹ I am a: #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad

Highlight from today’s Instagram Story: I’m a decluttering god! …Or am I?
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#declutter #organize #interiordesign #minimalism #Toronto #condo #realestate #furniture #vlog #influencer #minimalist #vlogger
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I am a: #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad

Highlight from today’s Instagram Story: My songwriting friend has inspired me to write a song about whether we’ll actually hang tomorrow, cuz she always bails on our plans. Will we finally meet tomorrow, before her recording session? Stay tuned! (Get it? Tuned?) ๐ŸŽถ #song #music #guitar #Toronto #dating #comedy #songwriter #influencer #vlogger #entrepreneur ๐ŸŽธ I am a: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad

Highlight from today’s Instagram Story: My songwriting friend has inspired me to write a song about whether we’ll actually hang tomorrow, cuz she always bails on our plans. Will we finally meet tomorrow, before her recording session? Stay tuned! (Get it? Tuned?)
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#song #music #guitar #Toronto #dating #comedy #songwriter #influencer #vlogger #entrepreneur ๐ŸŽธ
I am a: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad

Shavua tov! That must be the expression I was trying to come up with to mean the end of Shabbat in the video I just posted. I even said that Jewish girls on Jewish dating apps keep saying it to me and I can’t remember the phrase. If only I had read this message on @jswipe a minute earlier! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ #Israel #Jew #Jewish #Shabbat #Hebrew #Toronto #comedy #standupcomedy #datingโ€จ๐ŸŒ… โ€จI am a: #influencer #entrepreneur #vlogger #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad

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Shabbat, the Jewish Sabbath, ends at sundown every Saturday. Here are 60 seconds of my profound Jewish thoughts and loving Jewish wishes for my friends of all faiths. Also, shoutout to two fellow Jews – Facebook founder @zuck and Wonder Woman @gal_gadot – in case you two want to join me for a video mext Shabbat. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ #Jew #Jewish #ShabbatShalom #Hebrew #Toronto #comedy #standupcomedy ๐ŸŒ… I am a: #influencer #entrepreneur #vlogger #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad

Shabbat, the Jewish Sabbath, ends at sundown every Saturday. Here are 60 seconds of my profound Jewish thoughts and loving Jewish wishes for my friends of all faiths. Also, shoutout to two fellow Jews – Facebook founder @zuck and Wonder Woman @gal_gadot – in case you two want to join me for a video mext Shabbat.
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ #Jew #Jewish #ShabbatShalom #Hebrew #Toronto #comedy #standupcomedy
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I am a: #influencer #entrepreneur #vlogger #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad

Shabbat, the Jewish Sabbath, starts at sundown every Friday. So this is the perfect time for me, an agnostic Jew, to explain how the Sabbath works. Or doesn’t work, as you’ll see. I’m also throwing in my love of Israel, so that a) Wonder Woman @gal_gadot will say hi to me, and b) all the anti-Semites will leave comments, thus boosting the range of this post. So, Shabbat Shalom, everyone! That means Good Sabbath! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ #Israel #WonderWoman #Jew #Jewish #ShabbatShalom #Hebrew #Toronto #comedy #standupcomedy ๐ŸŒ… I am a: #influencer #entrepreneur #vlogger #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad

Shabbat, the Jewish Sabbath, starts at sundown every Friday. So this is the perfect time for me, an agnostic Jew, to explain how the Sabbath works. Or doesn’t work, as you’ll see. I’m also throwing in my love of Israel, so that a) Wonder Woman @gal_gadot will say hi to me, and b) all the anti-Semites will leave comments, thus boosting the range of this post. So, Shabbat Shalom, everyone! That means Good Sabbath!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ #Israel #WonderWoman #Jew #Jewish #ShabbatShalom #Hebrew #Toronto #comedy #standupcomedy
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I am a: #influencer #entrepreneur #vlogger #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad

Highlight from today’s Instagram Story: In bed just now at almost midnight, I was saying that I got $14.40 tonight for returning the beer bottles and cans I’ve been picking up from the street. I tripped over the word beer and it went downhill from there. This is why I should be asleep by 10 PM. ๐Ÿบ #Toronto #funnyvoice #vlog #vlogger #comedy #influencer #entrepreneur #neurotic #recycle #environmentalist โ™ป๏ธ I am a: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad

Highlight from today’s Instagram Story: In bed just now at almost midnight, I was saying that I got $14.40 tonight for returning the beer bottles and cans I’ve been picking up from the street. I tripped over the word beer and it went downhill from there. This is why I should be asleep by 10 PM.
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#Toronto #funnyvoice #vlog #vlogger #comedy #influencer #entrepreneur #neurotic #recycle #environmentalist โ™ป๏ธ I am a: #celebrityinterviewer #entertainmentreporter #radiohost #tvhost #comedian #actor #voiceactor #singersongwriter #cartoonist #screenwriter #filmcritic #travelblogger #lifestyleblogger #foodblogger #entertainmentblogger #fashionblogger #mommyblogger #YouTuber #podcaster #digitalnomad